You've been to Colchester Castle on a school trip.
You know what Bas Vegas is.
You Christmas shop in Lakeside.
You stand behind Jodie Marsh in the supermarket.
You scream out Essex when you're drunk and just outside London when your sober.
You recognise that water is pronounced with a silent t.
You've heard every Essex girl joke under the sun and they still aren't funny, just disgusting.
You once thought that a train on a pier was cool.
You remember when Southend Pier used to be the longest pier in the world.
You get a little excited when Eastender's ventures into Essex for one episode.
You know or know someone who knows someone who has been on Big Brother.
You know what Chelmo is short for.
The drink Lambrini is very familiar to you.
You overuse the word mate to complete strangers.
You say shut up a lot.
You say 'you what' a lot.
Peter Pan's playground was a highlight of your childhood.
People think you are posh because you don't have a tattoo.
You've been to a lot of different garden centres.
You go on holiday to Kavos or the like and see the same people as home.
Even when abroad people laugh at you when you tell them where you're from.
You have to dress up as a chav and don't have to buy anything.
You go to the ogs ead at ornchurch..
You go out wearing a top that doesn't cover your belly...or belly button.
You commonly state that Bluewater is full of 'posh shops.'
You get your acrylic nails done for any occasion.
You mix up 'are' and 'our'.
You use 'Mug' as an insult and not for describing a drinking implement.
You pronounce Essex 'Essix'.
You say things like "My light don't work" or "I fink it's broke".
You pronounce Dagenham 'Dagnam' or just "NAAAM"
You say "You know wot i mean" a lot!
When an Essex girl tells another girl they're from Essex they get a dirty look, but when you tell a bloke and they smile!!!
Bus drivers often pull over to chat up a girl on the street!
When you find yourself in New York and someone asks what London is like you reply "I don't know, I'm from Essex innit"
You descrive people as "a rite sort" or "well fit...!!!"
People all over the world know the Essex stereotype, and constantly remind us when we go abroad! When you say you're from Essex a common reply is "O yer Essex girls we like Essex girls"
You can spot an Essex boy because he's got the tribal band on his arm!
You drive a white XR3i, or Ford Escort GTi (or such!)
Blacked our windows on a Ford Focus are typical.
To men Essex women (even strangers) are known as "M'Love" (My Love) or "Babe".
When you go to a club out side of Essex (i.e. Butlins in Bognor) you shout "You what! You what! You what you what you what!" a lot!!!!
Essex girls in clubs dance around their handbags after a bottle of Blossom Hill Rose.
Everyone has heard of Dukes.
You spell stuff the way it's said, "Whotya doin' laters?"
Garage music makes you homesick.
Two words. Jog On
You drive your modified car to the 24hr McDonalds to show how cool you are.
You’ve been taken on a date to McDonalds with someone in a modified car.
You recognise the people on “Essex Wives”
Jacks in Ilford is familiar to you.
You know the difference between Woodgreen and Woodford Green.
You know the difference between Harold Wood and Harold Green.
You’ve watched Channel U.
You know you're from Essex when you say words like....
INIT- Isn't it.
EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty."
EJOG - A small, spiky animal (hedgehog).
FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. "I ad it off wiv fingy last night."
FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
ALRITE DARLING - Hello miss
LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.
MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.
PACIFIC - Specific.
ROOFLESS - Without compassion.
SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.
WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."
WELFIE- Rich.
SAFF - South.
FARRRRRRK OOUFF - Go away!
GAF- House
WEBBATS - Querying the location.
CORT A PANDA - A rather large hamburger
AWSS- Horse
BRANNA - 'Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?'
...but we're still proud!
Kill Casino hat >>Best Served Cold<<, den neuen Single, veroeffentlicht. Es kommt mit einen anderen Lied, >>Besser Kalt Servieren<< - das gleiche Lied, aber auf Deutsch. Ich habe es leider noch nicht gehoert. Wusste aber ueberhaupt nicht, dass sie Deutsch sprechen koennten Smoke Fairies hat 200 Kopien von einen Demo veroeffentlicht. Sie werden schnell weg sein und sind es bestimmt wert. Die Versandkosten nach Deutschland sind das Gleich wie nach England.
Morgen kommt Princess Anne vorbei. In der Tat. Ich werde sie vielleicht eine Tasse Tee anbieten.
You know what Bas Vegas is.
You Christmas shop in Lakeside.
You stand behind Jodie Marsh in the supermarket.
You scream out Essex when you're drunk and just outside London when your sober.
You recognise that water is pronounced with a silent t.
You've heard every Essex girl joke under the sun and they still aren't funny, just disgusting.
You once thought that a train on a pier was cool.
You remember when Southend Pier used to be the longest pier in the world.
You get a little excited when Eastender's ventures into Essex for one episode.
You know or know someone who knows someone who has been on Big Brother.
You know what Chelmo is short for.
The drink Lambrini is very familiar to you.
You overuse the word mate to complete strangers.
You say shut up a lot.
You say 'you what' a lot.
Peter Pan's playground was a highlight of your childhood.
People think you are posh because you don't have a tattoo.
You've been to a lot of different garden centres.
You go on holiday to Kavos or the like and see the same people as home.
Even when abroad people laugh at you when you tell them where you're from.You have to dress up as a chav and don't have to buy anything.
You go to the ogs ead at ornchurch..
You go out wearing a top that doesn't cover your belly...or belly button.
You commonly state that Bluewater is full of 'posh shops.'
You get your acrylic nails done for any occasion.
You mix up 'are' and 'our'.
You use 'Mug' as an insult and not for describing a drinking implement.
You pronounce Essex 'Essix'.
You say things like "My light don't work" or "I fink it's broke".
You pronounce Dagenham 'Dagnam' or just "NAAAM"
You say "You know wot i mean" a lot!
When an Essex girl tells another girl they're from Essex they get a dirty look, but when you tell a bloke and they smile!!!
Bus drivers often pull over to chat up a girl on the street!
When you find yourself in New York and someone asks what London is like you reply "I don't know, I'm from Essex innit"
You descrive people as "a rite sort" or "well fit...!!!"
People all over the world know the Essex stereotype, and constantly remind us when we go abroad! When you say you're from Essex a common reply is "O yer Essex girls we like Essex girls"
You can spot an Essex boy because he's got the tribal band on his arm!
You drive a white XR3i, or Ford Escort GTi (or such!)
Blacked our windows on a Ford Focus are typical.
To men Essex women (even strangers) are known as "M'Love" (My Love) or "Babe".
When you go to a club out side of Essex (i.e. Butlins in Bognor) you shout "You what! You what! You what you what you what!" a lot!!!!
Essex girls in clubs dance around their handbags after a bottle of Blossom Hill Rose.
Everyone has heard of Dukes.
You spell stuff the way it's said, "Whotya doin' laters?"
Garage music makes you homesick.
Two words. Jog On
You drive your modified car to the 24hr McDonalds to show how cool you are.
You’ve been taken on a date to McDonalds with someone in a modified car.
You recognise the people on “Essex Wives”
Jacks in Ilford is familiar to you.
You know the difference between Woodgreen and Woodford Green.
You know the difference between Harold Wood and Harold Green.
You’ve watched Channel U.
You know you're from Essex when you say words like....
INIT- Isn't it.
EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty."
EJOG - A small, spiky animal (hedgehog).
FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. "I ad it off wiv fingy last night."
FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
ALRITE DARLING - Hello miss
LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.
MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.
PACIFIC - Specific.
ROOFLESS - Without compassion.
SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.
WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."
WELFIE- Rich.
SAFF - South.
FARRRRRRK OOUFF - Go away!
GAF- House
WEBBATS - Querying the location.
CORT A PANDA - A rather large hamburger
AWSS- Horse
BRANNA - 'Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?'
...but we're still proud!
Kill Casino hat >>Best Served Cold<<, den neuen Single, veroeffentlicht. Es kommt mit einen anderen Lied, >>Besser Kalt Servieren<< - das gleiche Lied, aber auf Deutsch. Ich habe es leider noch nicht gehoert. Wusste aber ueberhaupt nicht, dass sie Deutsch sprechen koennten Smoke Fairies hat 200 Kopien von einen Demo veroeffentlicht. Sie werden schnell weg sein und sind es bestimmt wert. Die Versandkosten nach Deutschland sind das Gleich wie nach England.
Morgen kommt Princess Anne vorbei. In der Tat. Ich werde sie vielleicht eine Tasse Tee anbieten.
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